Pictures of the Week

Probably one of the most mortifying pictures the world has ever seen. This bird, whoever she is, is now in a corner of her room crying, I am very confident in that fact. Besides the extremely sexy stain, we must also appreciate the fashion sense. What the fuck is she wearing. Also, look at the mad looking cunt to the left, in the background - this is a picture that keeps on giving, and you can bet your bollix they are Irish, they could be no other nationality.

Now, dodgy tatoos are a regular topic with me and my mates, we have all seen our fair share but nothing prepared us for this little beauty, or should I say, massive beauty. There is so much wrong with this tatoo, it is beyond laughing. Not only is it just plain hideous but the featuring player, Mr. Tevez, is currently in talks with both Milan clubs in hope that he can escape the damp, drizzly surroundings of Manchester. Not only does he hate Manchester, but he hates the club that are paying him 250, 000 a week, he hates the manager, the owners, the other player and I wouldn't say he's too fond of the fans. He has refused to play for the club even though he is getting paid this outragous amount of money and he will be gone before the end of this next transfer window, and this absolute moron has to walk around with that shit on his back for the rest of his life. Secondly, its not exactly a tatoo of Man City winning the Champo League or even the Premiership, its the fucking FA Cup. I could be here all day disecting this photo, I haven't even mentioned the fact that after this photo was taken, the dude with the camera was cover in puss, as Man City boy shot him with every white head he had.

This one is so tragically terrifying, there is so much going on in this photo, you could seriously write a full feature length script with this picture as your inspiration and there are a million directions you could go with it. First off, the obvious, the bird has a nasty shiner, a shiner that can only be got from one place. Secondly, look at the bloke, he definetly looks as though he is capable of giving the shiner. He looks as though he would pistol whip you into next week, he looks as though if you crossed him, he would kick ten colors of shite out of you. Okay, now look at the kid, the kid is black, see where is story is going - brilliant!

This picture is like one of those puzzles, it took me a good six or seven minutes to focus on what was actually happening. All I could see was the cock, simple as that. Again, very Irish looking, I'd say this bird is either laughing or crying at the moment, lets hope the latter, its funnier.